January 2012
F the law, gonna be one hella loud night out.
December 2011
2012 is like any other year.
Filled with the usual ups and downs, not expecting much from the New Year, except just go with the flow.
That feeling you get when you know it’s not the...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose student: you mean semen is like sugar? Biology Teacher: yeah basically me: doesn’t taste like.. Biology Teacher: me: student: Biology Teacher: me: student: me: whoops
When you bite your tongue while eating.. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like…
Then you feel the agonizing pain…
When people say I'm lucky to be an only child,
I’m like “Bitch, did I ask to be an only child? You’re lucky you have a sibling to keep you company while I have none.”
If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies...
GO AWAY. DON’T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY DADDY.
